Facing certain defeat, emo McCain supporters carving M’s into their faces
McCain campaign links Barack Obama to that really annoying guy at your workplace in new web ad
Writers at Saturday Night Live bummed they might actually have to write something for the opening sketch this time
Pakistan’s economy booming from increased tourism thanks to debate mentions
Michigan asks McCain to gather his personal belongings, escorts him to border
Breaking: A poll on some website says that Palin totes won the debate
Average Americans totally concerned about the real issues that OH LOOK A KITTEN
Palin brings her folksy, white trash, shit-kicking tone to debate
Commentary: Moderator Gwen Ifill hid her African-Americanism from GOP until two days before debate
McCain: Obama increases production of white flags in preparation for full surrender to everyone
