2008

Mar

Poll: 20% of Democrats are fucking...

According to a poll of Democratic voters conducted by Franklin & Marshall College’s Center...
Mar 21st

Family's heads explode after accidently...

The Willis family of Wyoming, all fans of FOX News Channel since its debut ten years ago, watched...
Mar 9th

Election Day moved to yesterday due to...

Republicans pull off stunning upset Official: Precinct voting locations, dates, times had to be...
Mar 9th

Cheat codes for Diebold voting machines...

Official: “What good is democracy if it’s not fun and unpredictable?” Diebold...
Mar 9th

President expected to remind nation that...

President Bush’s last State of the Union address is expected to serve as a harsh reminder to...
Mar 9th

Edwards drops out to spend more time...

NEW ORLEANS — John Edwards announced Wednesday that his presidential bid has come to an end. ...
Mar 9th

McCain endorsed by Vietnam captors

In yet another example of the trend of high-profile endorsements for Sen. John McCain, a group of...
Mar 9th

Iowa captures all '08 candidates

State says it will only release prisoners if they promise to never come back to Iowa again. Des...
Mar 9th

President allows photos taken of himself...

Bogor, Indonesia — In a move designed to stress a U.S. desire for stronger ties with...
Mar 9th

Rumsfeld steps down to spend more time...

Source: Rumsfeld to singlehandedly take on North Korea, go fishing, next weekend Defense Secretary...
Mar 9th

President's Easter prayers for troops...

Fort Hood, Texas — President Bush, worshipping at an Army post, prayed for peace Sunday in an...
Mar 9th

Report: America hated by all people on...

An alarming number of world citizens and intelligent primates hold anti-American views WASHINGTON...
Mar 9th
6-year-old holding George W. Bush Elite Force Aviator Doll...
Mar 9th

2006

Oct

Osama bin Laden personally campaigning...

Bin Laden said to be upbeat on campaign trail With less than three weeks before the November...
Oct 23rd

Sep

President finally leaves Sarasota...

Bush: “Did I miss anything big?” Sarasota, FL — President Bush completed reading...
Sep 16th

2004

Mar

Report: Americans feeling pinch of...

Official: “There’s only so much freedom in the world to go around. As Iraqis gain...
Mar 26th

2003

Aug

Gore escapes from cage, gives speech at...

New York — Former Vice President Al Gore escaped from his underground Washington, DC compound...
Aug 12th

President orders air strikes against...

Loud noise from device had disturbed the serenity of Bush’s vacation at his Texas...
Aug 12th

President Aces Prostate Exam,...

Bethesda, MD — President Bush is considering a major shift in his stance on the hot-button...
Aug 6th

Jun

President to wear flight suit at all...

Washington — President Bush made remarks at the annual Congressional Picnic on the South Lawn...
Jun 19th

Apr

"Victory over Iraq" celebration draws...

Historians say the mood is essentially nothing like 1945’s victory over Germany in WWII New...
Apr 28th

Americanization of Iraq complete:...

Ari Fleischer: “Iraq’s assimilation into American culture is at hand.” BAGHDAD...
Apr 12th