Poll: 20% of Democrats are fucking idiots, other profanities
According to a poll of Democratic voters conducted by Franklin & Marshall College’s Center for Opinion Research, roughly 20 percent of respondents are goddamn assholes, shiteaters, and cockgobblers, among other descriptions laced with profanity.
The poll found that 20 percent of Obama supporters would vote for Republican John McCain if Clinton wins the Democratic nomination. Similarly, poll results show that 19 percent of Clinton supporters would vote for McCain if Obama wins the Democratic nomination.
Berwood Yost, director of the Floyd Institute for Public Policy, says that these numbers essentially mean that 20% of registered Democrats are cocksucking motherfuckers.
“We were surprised when we calculated the results to learn that one out of every five Democrats are total fucking shitbags,” said Yost. “But the numbers don’t lie. These people are moronic douchebags, and we have the evidence to prove it.”
One respondent to the poll defended his fuckhead position that he intends to cross party lines if his favored candidate does not get the nod.
“Look, I know the differences between Hillary and Barack are microscopic when you compare them to McCain’s positions. I know that both Democrats want to get us out of Iraq as soon as possible while McCain intends to keep us there for God knows how long. But this isn’t just about issues,” the stupid little mouthbreather said.
“My favorite candidate is just awesome and the other one is just a loser and I’m gong to do my best to prove that to everyone, no matter what.”